October 2012
550 posts
unsuccessful-metalbenders:
I AM NOT EVEN GOING...
whvtever:
you know when you hate someone so much and you just want to
innumerablegibbons:
A women got breast implants made of wood yesterday It would be funny if this joke has a punchline Wooden tit
magicconchshell:
lets talk about how nasty old people can get boyfriends and i cant
francieum:
I’m a bitch? Well a bitch is a female dog and dogs bark and bark is on trees and trees are nature and nature is beautiful, so thanks for the compliment(:
engagingingentlemanlythings:
have you ever just found something that you really like and it’s really cute and innocent and you think to yourself
“there’s porn of that”
departured:
I think the weirdest thing is that the person you’re going to marry and spend the rest of your life together with is currently walking the earth, living their own life, going to school or going to work or whatever, doing all these things and making all these memories that you’ll get to hear about from them years from now.
h0odrich:
annawintour:
WHATCHU GONNA DO WITH ALL THAT JUNK ALL THAT JUNK INSIDE YOUR TRUNK
I was thinking yard sale maybe
