No Longer In Service,

innumerablegibbons:

A women got breast implants made of wood yesterday

It would be funny if this joke has a punchline

Wooden tit 

(Source: facebook.com)

magicconchshell:

lets talk about how nasty old people can get boyfriends and i cant

francieum:

I’m a bitch? Well a bitch is a female dog and dogs bark and bark is on trees and trees are nature and nature is beautiful, so thanks for the compliment(:

(Source: starshinespangle)